The UAE’s exit from OPEC is being sold as a supply earthquake. The market treated it more like a coworker’s farewell email—acknowledged, then immediately forgotten. Here’s why the real story is weirder, scarier, and funnier than the headline.
Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz and oil doubled. But the real story isn’t crude—it’s the helium you’ve never thought about that’s about to make your next laptop cost more than your car payment.
The March FOMC meeting was the monetary policy equivalent of your therapist saying ‘we need to talk’—except the therapist controls your mortgage rate, your stock portfolio, and the price of eggs.
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